Total Medals Earned: 341 (From 48 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,605 Points
Medals Earned: 3/15 (25/500 points)
Medals Earned: 36/100 (510/2,000 points)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)
Medals Earned: 5/20 (50/500 points)
Medals Earned: 12/30 (105/500 points)
Medals Earned: 4/5 (110/160 points)
Medals Earned: 7/8 (400/500 points)
Medals Earned: 3/8 (65/390 points)
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/185 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
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Escape the room in less than a minute
Escape the Room 5 times
05 - Pick up an extra balloon
02 - Escape the Mario pipe
01 - Eat kid
04 - Get the map
04 - Stab a Bob-Omb
02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid
00E - Use a continue
03 - Execute the Fatality move
01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)
04 - Get the compass
01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel
02 - Defeat Jaws
04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield
05 - Use Rage move on Level 5
04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room
01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel
04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it
04 - Push a not-so-secret block
05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers
01 - Use Rage move on level 1
04 - Get turned into a snail
00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support
04 - Use Rage move on Level 4
02 - Use Rage move on level 2
04 - Get the ladder
01 - Throw kid body
04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies
02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss
04 - Kill Aquamentus
01 - Defeat boss
04 - Kill Manhandla
04 - Get the beef
04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug
04 - Beat Boss (with beef)
07 - Get Machine Gun
02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid
00B - Use level select
07 - Get Flame Gun
03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you
02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish
06 - Get hit by a laser
07 - Get Lemmings Gun
07 - Kill showering guy
07 - Get Spread Gun
08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision
00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen
07 - Use Rage move on level 7
05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you
05 - Use a chair on the Amazon
07 - Break out of ice after being frozen
06 - Use Rage move on level 6
00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu
03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by
00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped
05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match
08 - Use Rage move on level 8
05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them
05 - Jump off the top rope
07 - Kill Robocop
07 - Use the Contra Code properly
05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move
02 - Eat at least 50 enemies
05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon
01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt
01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.
07 - Destroy Krangby
08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1
06 - Defeat Megabobo
06 - Defeat Robobobo
07 - Defeat Krang
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once
07 - Kill giant Kirby
08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1
04 - Beat Boss (without beef)
06 - Pick up an extra life
08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac
06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once
07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once
07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit
07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once
08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.
Travel a distance of 4km or further in one run.
Unlock the Orange Cap.
Unlock the Army Helmet.
Buy all the Gun Upgrades.
Buy all the Grenade Upgrades.
Unlock the Dad n' Me Mask.
Buy all the Shield Upgrades.
Unlock Elvis' Hair and sunglasses.
Unlock the Party Hat.
Buy all the Engine Upgrades.
Buy all the Oil Upgrades.
Travel a distance of 12km or further in one run.
Travel a distance of 8km or further in one run.
Unlock all the other Medals.
Unlock all the hats.
Buy all the Upgrades.
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
Eat a pork chop!
Find the 1st hidden song.
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
kill the first boss
find and kill a miniboss
buy somethign in the shop
find it
Kill the second boss
Get a perfect launch 10 times.
Squash 100 police officers.
Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.
Go through the arena without touching the ground.
Reach past the sky's limit!
Upgrade everything to the max!
Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.
Attain a very high speed.
Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
Beat the crap out of the second opponent!
Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!
Beat the crap out of the third opponent!
Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!
Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!
Complete all missions!
Get Electrocuted
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 10 Times
Poop Yourself to Death
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 20 Times
Cause a Car Crash with your Doody
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 30 Times
Beat Call of Doody using only 5 poops.
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
